Get ready to skip the line at 1725 Slough Ave., because it’s Pretzel Day (and we LIKE Pretzel Day). Soft homemade pretzels are piled sky-high with “the works”––a sugar-loaded dream straight from Dunder Mifflin. We’re talking sweet glaze, cinnamon sugar, chocolate syrup, white chocolate sauce, fudge, candy-coated chocolates, caramel dip, mint chips, chocolate chips, marshmallows, peanuts, toffee bits, shredded coconut, peanut butter drizzle, cookie crumbs, sprinkles, cotton candy bits, and powdered sugar. Whether you keep it classic or go full Michael Scott, just don’t nod off at your desk… or drip caramel on your suit.
Cues “Rock and Roll (Part 2)” by Gary Glitter
The quantities provided above are averages only.
Produced in a facility that processes eggs, milk, fish, peanuts, sesame, shellfish, soy, tree nuts, and wheat.
1 unit
Instant Yeast
1 unit
Milk
(Contains: Milk)
1 unit
Brown Sugar
3.5 cup
Flour
(Contains: Wheat)
5 tablespoon
Ghee
(Contains: Milk)
½ cup
Baking Soda
1 unit
Coarse Salt
2 ounce
Sweet Glaze
2 ounce
Cinnamon Sugar
1 ounce
Chocolate Syrup
1 ounce
White Chocolate Sauce
(Contains: Milk)
2 ounce
Chocolate Fudge
2 ounce
Caramel Dip
(Contains: Milk)
2 ounce
Mint Chips
(Contains: Milk, Soy)
2 ounce
Chocolate Chips
(Contains: Milk, Soy)
2 ounce
Marshmallows
2 ounce
Peanuts
(Contains: Peanuts)
2 ounce
Heath Toffee Bits
(Contains: Milk, Soy, Tree Nuts(Almonds))
2 ounce
Shredded Coconut
(Contains: Tree Nuts)
2 ounce
Peanut Butter Drizzle
(Contains: Peanuts)
1 ounce
Rainbow Sprinkles
(Contains: Soy)
2 ounce
Cotton Candy Bits
(Contains: Milk, Soy)
3 ounce
Powdered Sugar
4 ounce
Oreos (Milk, Soy)
(Contains: Milk, Soy)
2 ounce
M&M's Candies (Milk, Soy)
(Contains: Milk, Soy)
Salt
PREP
Pour 1 cup warm milk and ¼ cup warm water into the bowl of a stand mixer. Sprinkle with yeast and 3 TBSP brown sugar. Stir to combine. Place 3 TBSP ghee in a small bowl; microwave until melted, 20-30 seconds. (You’ll use the rest of the ghee in Step 7.).
MAKE DOUGH
Using the dough hook attachment, turn on mixer to lowest speed. Add 3 cups flour, one cup at a time, until fully incorporated. Once flour is incorporated and dough is shaggy, add melted ghee and 2 tsp kosher salt (from your pantry). Mix on low speed until fully combined and dough forms into a smooth ball, 5-8 minutes (if dough seems sticky, sprinkle in 1 TBSP of remaining flour).
REST DOUGH & PREP
Cover dough with paper towels to rest, 5-10 minutes. Meanwhile, adjust racks to top and middle positions and preheat oven to 450 degrees. Line two baking sheets with parchment paper.
FORM PRETZELS
On a clean work surface, halve dough; roll each half into two large logs. Cut each log crosswise into six pieces (you’ll have 12 pieces total). Roll each piece of dough into a long snake, about 18 inches long; form a long U shape. Working with one piece of dough at a time and starting 5 inches down from top of dough, cross one end of dough over the other end; fold dough back down to form a pretzel shape. Set aside.
BOIL PRETZELS
In a large pot, bring baking soda and 8 cups water to a boil over high heat. Once water is boiling, working one at a time, use a slotted spoon to submerge pretzels in boiling water for 20 seconds. Gently remove pretzels from water and place on prepared baking sheets (you’ll have six pretzels per baking sheet). Immediately sprinkle with coarse sea salt. TIP: You may need to re-form your pretzels into their original shape!
BAKE PRETZELS
Bake pretzels on top and middle racks, 15-20 minutes, swapping rack positions after 10 minutes. TIP: The darker the pretzel, the firmer the outside. For a New York–style pretzel, look for a rich chocolaty color; for a softer, mall-style pretzel, look for a golden-brown color.
FINISH & SERVE
In a small pot, warm remaining ghee over low heat until melted. Once pretzels are done, brush with melted ghee to coat. Let pretzels cool for 10 minutes, then add toppings as desired (even “all of ’em… the works!”). Serve.